• HEAVENSJOKE Identifies As:
  • Gender: Female
  • Orientation:Pansexual, Polysexual
  • STATS Height: 5'03"
  • Weight: 280 lbs
  • Age: 33 years old.

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All I need now is intellectual intercourse...

Le Cordon Bleu I have been cooking since I was about 9. I love food! I love cooking it, eating it, smelling it, looking at it. I love the texture and the way you feel when you eat something delicious. I graduated from Le Cordon Bleu College of Culinary Arts in Miami when I was 19. Currently, I am no longer working in the food service industry. However, I still cook at home every day and my ultimate goal in life is to open my own smoothie and sandwich shop.

About Me  (My Interests / Hobbies / Groups)

Body Type
fat and proud, thick, pleasantly plump, voluptuous
animation, horror, classics, action, romantic comedy, psychological thrillers, sci-fi, drama, nothing but porn, bollywood, mockumentaries, comedy, fantasy, indie
Eye Color
Hair Color
red, depends on the day of the week
polyamorous, single - never married
Have Kids
no - do not want kids
Education Level
college grad
Food Service
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
only when I drink, socially, 420, hookah
I currently live
with roommate(s), with pets
Socially, I am
anti-social, home body, a couch potato, a total freak, social butterfly, class clown, dealing with OCD, flirt, better in small groups, comic relief, loner
Political Views
liberal, progressive, independent, socialist, green party
Food Related
Omnivore, BRAINS!!!, Chocoholic, Indian, French, Japanese, Sushi, Hot Sauce on Everything, Mediterranean, Chinese, Eat Out Frequently, Diet Phobic, Caribbean, Comfort, Fine Dining, Organic, Italian, Soul Food, Thai, Carnivore, Spicy, Gluten-free Diet, Mexican
total slacker, intellectual, frugal, freak, activist, introvert, thrifty, nerd, liberal, fun loving, professional, loner, clown, punk, artistic, flirt, tree hugger, lover, romantic, geek
nudist, psychic, vampire, werewolf, cougar, piercings, artist, tattoos, circus clown, paranormal believer, ghost hunter, freak
Religious Views
let's see, how should I answer this (wink, wink), socially
I'm looking for
something REALLY hot, soulmate, travel companion, mr. right, the yin to my yang, mr. right now, romance, miss right, relationship, miss right now, dating, friends - with benefits
My Sign
i was born in july, cancer : june 21-july 22
Fish, Dogs, Cats
Folk, Metal, Screamo, Soul, Hard Rock, Motown, Techno, Funk, Punk, Heavy Metal, Opera, Trance, Alternative Rock, House, Pop, Bluegrass, Indie, Post Rock, Celtic, Industrial, Progressive Rock, Classical, Jazz, R and B, Reggae, Dance, Jazz-Fusion, Rock, Ska
Hair Style
Fitness & Sports
yoga, walking, swimming, dancing
Health Related
eastern medicine, herbalism, holistic treatment, homeopathy, obsessive-compulsive disorder, western medicine, naturopathy, therapy, alternative medicine
English, Pig Latin, The Language of Love, Pirate

Chef ; Comfort Food ; Pasta ; Eating Out ; Eating In ; Exchanging Recipes ; Chocoholic ; Cooking

About My Match  (What I'm looking for)

divorced, separated, single, single - never married, widowed
Have Kids
yes, no - open to adoption, no - maybe with the right person, no - definitely want them though, yes - single parent home
Their Education Level
Bachelor's Degree, college grad, currently in college, Doctorate, graduate school, high school grad, Master's Degree, post-Graduate, some college
Do they smoke?
electronic cigarettes, 420, ceremonial smoking, clove cigarettes, for medicinal purposes, hookah, no - open to dating smokers though, only when I drink, pipe, socially
Do they drink?
beer, socially, no, only blood, wine, in recovery
Political Views
democrat, green party, not interested in politics, independent, liberal, libertarian, progressive, socialist, the conservative party (canada), the conservative party (uk), the labour party (uk), the liberal party (canada), the liberal democrats (uk)
lover, pirate, nerd, preppy, professional, punk, romantic, thrifty, total slacker, tree hugger, liberal, activist, artistic, burner (burning man participant), clown, coffeeholic, dominatrix, extrovert, fashionista, frugal, fun loving, geek, hipster, intellectual, loner, introvert, flirt
every chance I get, does coffee count?, let's see, how should I answer this (wink, wink), socially, what, are you a nark?, burning man rocks...wait, what was the question
Female, Male
Italian, Latin, Hebrew, Greek, German, French, English, Leet, Na'vi, Pig Latin, Pirate, Portuguese, Russian, Spanish, The Language of Love, Elvish

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